Her Silly Artist

Her Silly Artist desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally smash. It might be a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

Her Silly Artist always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Her Silly Artist desperately wanted a helmet that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

Her Silly Artist looked for a chocolate bar to experiment on. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Artist desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword is the item to select.

Her Silly Artist owned a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.