Lonely Artist

Lonely Artist desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Artist often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Lonely Artist always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A block of cheese was the chosen item.

Lonely Artist desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Lonely Artist wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A painting of a melon being the item selected.

Lonely Artist always kept a set of lego that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a set of lego being the chosen item.