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No lie, she’s like the opposite of my type.

BUT I am super into the continuation of numbered lists in markdown after photos.

I’m not about that life, but if I could choose any internet skill and turn it into a woman, I’d choose this Markdown skill of yours (and I’d make her look like Jennifer Connelly):

don't leave empty lines in your list.
do this:

Not this:

You're always welcome Pappa.