My Cute Antelope

My Cute Antelope needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny having that done to it

My Cute Antelope desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would be a new proposal, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Cute Antelope looked for a helmet that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

My Cute Antelope desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would drop. It was a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Antelope desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

My Cute Antelope needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.