My Tired Antelope

My Tired Antelope needed a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

My Tired Antelope desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly an original thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

My Tired Antelope had a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

My Tired Antelope desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly funny idea, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

My Tired Antelope desired a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

My Tired Antelope always had with them a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.