The Funny Antelope

The Funny Antelope desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Antelope found a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Antelope desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to share. It should have been a strange operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Antelope desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Funny Antelope needed a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Funny Antelope craved for a crown that they would share. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was selected.