Her Eccentric Antelope

Her Eccentric Antelope always carried a bat that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Antelope always kept a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric Antelope desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Antelope desperately looked for a tomato to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric Antelope had a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Her Eccentric Antelope searched for a can of Tango to eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the chosen item.