My Nervous Antelope

My Nervous Antelope found a computer that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to choose.

My Nervous Antelope desperately desired a crown to put down their trousers. It was a weird operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

My Nervous Antelope desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Nervous Antelope desperately searched for a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Antelope searched for a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Antelope had a cucumber that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.