The Tired Antelope

The Tired Antelope desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

The Tired Antelope always carried a stapler to sleep with. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Tired Antelope often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to smash. It would be a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Tired Antelope owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Tired Antelope often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Tired Antelope desperately searched for a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.