His Green Antelope

His Green Antelope desperately searched for a cucumber to rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

His Green Antelope found a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the item that was chosen.

His Green Antelope needed a mug that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

His Green Antelope always carried a block of cheese that they would cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Antelope desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

His Green Antelope desperately desired a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. A sword was the thing that was selected.