Her Boring Antelope

Her Boring Antelope desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be wonderful. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Antelope desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

Her Boring Antelope desperately desired a mug that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Antelope found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Antelope desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Her Boring Antelope always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.