My Lovely Antelope

My Lovely Antelope desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.

My Lovely Antelope always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

My Lovely Antelope owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

My Lovely Antelope searched for a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lovely Antelope desperately looked for a hat that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to select.

My Lovely Antelope needed a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a spade would be the chosen thing.