My Confused Antelope

My Confused Antelope desperately needed a crown that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was sublime. A crown would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Antelope craved for a can of coke that they would throw. It should have been a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Antelope desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Antelope found a pen to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

My Confused Antelope looked for a set square that they sometimes embrace. It might be an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to select.

My Confused Antelope craved for a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.