A Handsome Antelope

A Handsome Antelope looked for a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. It was a curious action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

A Handsome Antelope carried a spade that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a strange operation, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

A Handsome Antelope always kept a computer that they liked to experiment on. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a computer having that done to it

A Handsome Antelope always carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Antelope desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Antelope desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.