Her Boring Antelope

Her Boring Antelope desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Antelope had a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a weird activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Her Boring Antelope always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Her Boring Antelope desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

Her Boring Antelope needed a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.

Her Boring Antelope wanted a teapot that they would occasionally throw. It should be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a teapot of all things.