Their Stupid Antelope

Their Stupid Antelope desperately needed a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Stupid Antelope desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would share. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

Their Stupid Antelope desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Their Stupid Antelope desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it

Their Stupid Antelope looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Antelope always carried a pint of cider to demolish. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.