The Fourteen Anime Martial Arts Teams: Sheer Might
Greetings, anime fans, martial arts aficionados, fighting game devotees, and enthusiasts of all things about anime, martial arts, video games, and fighting tournaments. Antoni here with another written entry. I can never have enough of my Fourteen Anime Martial Arts Teams AU headcanon. Therefore, I decided to switch things up a bit and more edge to a good chunk of the teams while rearranging two teams. The tweaks serve as a reminder that a lot of the martial arts some team members shall practice shall resonate with them a lot more. Furthermore, the same rule applies that there are seven members per team, one martial art per member, and they shall be arranged from oldest to youngest complete with their birthdays and current ages. The only new addition is the signature technique. With that said, let's get ready to rumble. Osu! Hajime!
The Scarily Splendid Seven (Sesshoumaru, Shuran, Inuyasha, Hakkaku, Ginta, Ayame, and Shunran)
What happens when two mightily powerful dog Yokai warrior brothers in Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha, three spiky-haired Yokai warrior brothers in Shuran, Hakkaku, and Ginta, and two auburn-haired sisters step into the arena? The audience would cheer so loudly, and these seven Yokai warriors would shower their opponents with insurmountable amounts of terrifying intimidation. Their formidable combat prowess is akin to being mauled and massacred by powerful lions, strong tigers, and grizzly bears. Furthermore, these seven Yokai warriors have the ear-splitting roars to prove that they mean business in thoroughly destroying their enemies with their prodigious might.
Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha- Strong Style Professional Wrestling; February 7, 1981; 44 years old; Canadian Backbreaker Racks
Shuran from Inuyasha- King's Road Professional Wrestling; January 24, 1982; 43 years old; Argentinian Backbreaker Racks
Inuyasha from Inuyasha- Ancient Greek Wrestling or Palé; January 31, 1982; 43 years old; Bearhugs
Hakkaku from Inuyasha- Khmer Traditional Wrestling or Baok Cham Bab; March 9, 1983; 42 years old; Anaconda Chokes
Ginta from Inuyasha- Rakhine Traditional Wrestling or Kyin; March 16, 1983; 42 years old; Chicken Wing Armlocks
Ayame from Inuyasha- Vale Tudo; February 22, 1985; 40 years old; Ground-and-Pounds
Shunran from Inuyasha- Mixed Martial Arts; March 1, 1986; Sprawl-and-Brawls
The Superbly Sweeping Septet (Ichise, Kiba, Kintaro, Ran, Cheza, Ayu, and Nina)
Formidable strength found in Ichise, Kiba, and Kintaro Toyama, unbreakable focus demonstrated by Ran and Cheza, and well-timed accuracy accomplished by Ayu Tateishi and Nina Sakura are the attributes that have made them thrive in the world's martial arts arenas. These seven mavericks work so beautifully in synergy that it is impossible for the audience to take their eyes off of them. Ichise's, Kiba's, and Kintaro's mighty command of grappling holds and brutalizing strikes, Ran's and Cheza's focused strikes, and Ayu's and Nina's speedy strikes put them on the map as a septet of consummate warriors with clear direction, unparalleled balance, and astounding teamwork.
Ichise from Texhnolyze- Luta Livre Profissional; March 23, 1984; 41 years old; Double Axe Handles
Kiba from Wolf's Rain- Luta Livre Olímpico; November 25, 1984; 41 years old; European Uppercuts
Kintaro Toyama from Detective School Q- Luta Livre Esportiva; November 28, 1984; 41 years old; Forearm Clubs
Ran from Texhnolyze- Wing Chun; April 10, 1989; 36 years old; Leopard Blows
Cheza from Wolf's Rain- Bajiquan; April 12, 1989; 36 years old; Tiger Claw Strikes
Ayu Tateishi from Ultra Maniac- Baguazhang; April 16, 1989; 36 years old; Eagle Claw Strikes
Nina Sakura from Ultra Maniac- Changquan; April 22, 1989; 36 years old; Crane Beak Strikes
Zeus's Muscle Emperors (Yoshiki, Mamoru, Kuranosuke, Tsume, Mitsuhide, Kisuke, and Shinosuke)
Massively magnificent muscles that resemble mountain ranges and boundlessly beefy brawn durable as a hard alloy of iron, steel, titanium, and platinum are what Yoshiki Takaishi, Mamoru Takamura, Kuranosuke Takeda, Tsume, Mitsuhide Kuroda, Kisuke, and Shinosuke are made of as musclebound warlord wrestler and bodybuilder emperors. They can turn the most fearsome of ogres and giants into mere men, thanks to their prodigiously godly command of submission holds and finishing techniques. If that were not enough, their volcanically earth-shattering roars can make sasquatches, grizzly bears, gorillas, and lions flee and King Grayskull himself truly proud of them.
Yoshiki Takaishi from Shootfighter Tekken- West African Wrestling or Lutte Traditionelle; December 25, 1979; 46 years old; Gorilla Press Slams
Mamoru Takamura from Hajime no Ippo- Gambian Wrestling or Boreh; July 7, 1980; 45 years old; Fireman's Carry Slams
Kuranosuke Takeda from Inuyasha- Togolese Wrestling or Evala; July 28, 1980; 45 years old; Airplane Spins
Tsume from Wolf's Rain- Senegalese Wrestling or Laamb; April 4, 1981; 44 years old; Samoan Drops
Mitsuhide Kuroda from Shootfighter Tekken- Hausa Wrestling or Kokowa; April 8, 1981; 44 years old; Electric Chair Drops
Kisuke from Inuyasha- Sudanese Wrestling or Nuba; April 12, 1981; 44 years old; Guillotine Drops
Shinosuke from Inuyasha- Yoruban Wrestling or Gidigbo; April 16, 1981; 44 years old; Full Nelson Slams
Heracles's Titanium Muscle Emperors (Baki, Ryoma, Kurz, Mario, Masaru, Tatsuya, and Takeshi)
King Grayskull, He-Man, Conan of Cimmeria, Ka-Zar of the Savage Lands, and Hercules can place olive wreaths and gold medals on Baki Hanma, Ryoma Sakamoto, Kurz Weber, Mario Musicanova, Masaru Aoki, Tatsuya Kimura, and Takeshi Sendo. This is because these seven emperor god wrestlers and bodybuilders have magnificently mountainous muscles of steel, titanium, iron, and platinum as well as copious amounts of virility, courage, and heroism to conquer every competition in the arena. Moreover, they have the amazingly earth-shattering roars that can make lions, tigers, gorillas, and grizzly bears blush with terrible anguish and envy, while rapidly fleeing from the scene.
Baki Hanma from Baki the Grappler- Malla-yuddha; December 30, 1981; 44 years old; Burning Hammers
Ryoma Sakamoto from Shura no Toki- Pehlwani; January 3, 1982; 43 years old; Powerbombs
Kurz Weber from Full Metal Panic- Inbuan; April 1, 1982; 43 years old; Piledrivers
Mario Musicanova from Geneshaft- Mukna; July 26, 1982; 43 years old; Body Avalanches
Masaru Aoki from Hajime no Ippo- Malakhra; September 9, 1982; 43 years old; Full Nelsons
Tatsuya Kimura from Hajime no Ippo- Malyutham; October 10, 1982; 43 years old; Camel Clutches
Takeshi Sendo from Hajime no Ippo- Kene; May 5, 1983; 42 years old; Chokeslams
Theseus's Platinum Muscle Emperors (Kiibo, Atsunobu, Vorg, Ryuichi, Hiroto, Ichiro, and Ippo)
Theseus can join George of the Jungle, Basuli, Tarzan, and Maugli in awarding Kiichi "Kiibo" Miyazawa, Atsunobu Hayashimizu, Alexander Volg "Vorg" Zangief, Ryuichi Hayami, Hiroto Amagiwa, Ichiro Miyata, and Ippo Makunouchi gold medals and trophies for their sheer heroism, valor, strength, and virility. These wrestler kings have the muscles of steel and iron as well as heroic handsomeness which make them absolutely grand to see in the arena. Additionally, their combination of Olympian muscles and Athenian handsomeness makes them unleash powerful roars akin to lions, tigers, leopards, jaguars, and panthers, which can make any jungle warlord king jealous.
Kiichi "Kiibo" Miyazawa from Shootfighter Tekken- Boli Khela; May 12, 1983; 42 years old; Argentine DDTs
Atsunobu Hayashimizu from Full Metal Panic- Mongolian Wrestling or Bökh; 42 years old; Abdominal Body Stretches
Alexander Volg "Vorg" Zangief from Hajime no Ippo- Hakoko; October 30, 1983; 42 years old; German Suplexes
Ryuichi Hayami from Hajime no Ippo- Traditional Tuvan Wrestling or Khuresh; 42 years old; Mexican Surfboards
Hiroto Amagiwa from Geneshaft- Korean Belt Wrestling or Ssireum; March 12, 1984; 41 years old; Side Headlocks
Ichiro Miyata from Hajime no Ippo- Huka-Huka; August 27, 1984; 41 years old; Sharpshooters
Ippo Makunouchi from Hajime no Ippo- Taupiga; November 23, 1984; 41 years old; Boston Crabs
The Voraciously Bodacious Blood Empresses (Toran, Blue, Wakana, Mika, Enju, Karan, and Takako)
Hell hath no fury than women who can unleash terrifying grapples, especially from these seven fearless Amazon empresses. Toran, Blue, Wakana, Mika Seido, Enju, Karan, and Takako Kawashima exhibit relentlessness and determination as a septet of warrior empresses. When they encounter opponents much larger and stronger than them, they will unleash their fearsome formidability to make them submit to their will. Sure, they may have the vice-like grappling attacks that shatter bones and nerves to smithereens. However, they also have the discipline, determination, and focus that make them truly formidable as warrior empresses who command great reverence and respect.
Toran from Inuyasha- Catch Wrestling; January 17, 1982; 43 years old; Tracheal Grip Chokes
Blue from Wolf's Rain- Greco-Roman Wrestling; September 30, 1982; 43 years old; Neck Cranks
Wakana from Inuyasha- Freestyle Wrestling; June 21, 1983; 42 years old; Spinal Cranks
Mika Seido from Geneshaft- Shoot Wrestling; April 25, 1984; 41 years old; Figure-Four Leglocks
Enju from Inuyasha- Pankration; May 30, 1985; 40 years old; Rear-Naked Chokes
Karan from Inuyasha- Kapu Kuialua; July 10, 1985; 40 years old; Guillotine Chokes
Takako Kawashima from Shootfighter Tekken- Combat Sambo; August 18, 1985; 40 years old; Flying Body Scissors
The Victoriously Beautiful Blood Queens (Rosé T, Rose A, Winry, Megumi, Maya, Solty, and Kaoru)
All hail the queens of strikes, takedowns, and grapples, indeed! This is the case when Rosé Thomas, Rose Anderson, Winry Rockbell, Megumi Minami, Maya Orihara, Solty Revant, and Kaoru Ichinose enter the arena to provide their opponents with abundant pummelling and pulverizing to the core. While they are renowned for their elegance, beauty, and gorgeousness, they are also renowned for their relentlessness and determination. Every strike, takedown, and grapple they accomplish can damage their opponents to the core. Moreover, they can leave their opponents and the audience blind with their incredible combination of strength, stealth, speed, and stamina.
Rosé Thomas from Fullmetal Alchemist- Shooto; April 5, 1987; 38 years old; Clinching Headbutts
Rose Anderson from Solty Rei- Shootfighting; April 15, 1987; 38 years old; Thrusting Headbutts
Winry Rockbell from Fullmetal Alchemist- Shoot Boxing; March 2, 1988; 37 years old; Rushing Headbutts
Megumi Minami from Detective School Q- Bokator; February 4, 1989; 36 years old; Double Elbow Chops
Maya Orihara from Ultra Maniac- Muay Boran; March 10, 1989; 36 years old; Elbow Slashes
Solty Revant from Solty Rei- Sanda; March 20, 1989; 36 years old; Upward Elbows
Kaoru Ichinose from Detective School Q- Lethwei; March 30, 1989; 36 years old; Downward Elbows
The Poisonous Punishers (Shido, Ban, Ginji, Himiko, Satella, Beatrice, and Kaname)
Joints, ligaments, and limbs will be savagely obliterated once Shido Fuyuki, Ban Mido, Ginji Amano, Himiko Kudou, Satella Harvenheit, Beatrice Ratio, and Kaname Chidori unleash their attacks, rich with leverage, precision, and timing. Everything they accomplish as combatants is thanks to their unwavering determination to not only improve themselves but to encourage people to not settle for anything less. Should bigger and stronger opponents try to conquer them with brute force, they will respond with effectively paralyzing techniques to stop them in their tracks. They also remind aspiring fighters that they are never too short or small to conquer larger opponents and obstacles.
Shido Fuyuki from GetBackers- Japanese Jujitsu; August 12, 1980; 45 years old; Kimuras
Ban Mido from GetBackers- Brazilian Jujitsu; December 17, 1980; 45 years old; Gogoplatas
Ginji Amano from GetBackers- German Jujitsu; April 19, 1981; 44 years old; Omoplatas
Himiko Kudou from GetBackers- Krav Maga; February 14, 1984; 41 years old; Supinating Wristlocks
Satella Harvenheit from Chrono Crusade- Pencak Silat; June 10, 1984; 41 years old; Double Leg Takedowns
Beatrice Ratio from Geneshaft- Kuntao; August 20, 1984; 41 years old; Kneebars
Kaname Chidori from Full Metal Panic- Vovinam; December 24, 1984; 41 years old; Armbars
The Quick Quantums (Kyuzo, Heihachi, Sousuke, Tessa, Mizuki, Natsumi, and Remmy)
Initiating strikes and grapples while taking names is what Kyuzo, Heihachi Hayashida, Sousuke Sagara, Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa, Mizuki Inaba, Natsumi Mizuki, and Remmy Levi-Strauss do best. Not a minute goes by when these combatants strike with the vengeance of erupting volcanoes, while floating like colorful butterflies and stinging like a swarm of bees. Timing is truly everything when they launch their attacks against various opponents. In turn, it is supported by heaps of discipline, determination, and dedication. Therefore, Kyuzo, Heihachi, Sousuke, Tessa, Mizuki, Natsumi, and Remmy mean serious business when tackling various challenges with aplomb.
Kyuzo from Samurai 7- Kajukenbo; October 30, 1983; 42 years old; Hip Throws
Heihachi Hayashida from Samurai 7- Judo; February 20, 1984; 41 years old; Leg Wheels
Sousuke Sagara from Full Metal Panic- Jeet Kune Do; July 7, 1984; 41 years old; Rear Throws
Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa from Full Metal Panic- Lerdrit; December 24, 1984; 41 years old; Superman Punches
Mizuki Inaba from Full Metal Panic- Xtreme Gladiator Kickboxing; March 5, 1985; 40 years old; Bolo Punches
Natsumi Mizuki from GetBackers- Draka Kickboxing; August 23, 1985; 40 years old; Overhand Punches
Remmy Levi-Strauss from Geneshaft- Kyuk Too Ki; March 28, 1986; 39 years old; Reverse Punches
The Radioactive Rebels (Hige, Chrono, Shinji, Akemi, Eclair, Sakurako, and Rosette)
Let the quickly timed strikes fly like eagles and hawks swooping down for their prey because Hige, Chrono, Shinji Kazama, Akemi Takaishi, Eclair, Sakurako Yukihira, and Rosette Christopher are always prepared to deliver on their exceptional repertoire of attacks. From punches to kicks to knee strikes to shin kicks to elbow strikes, they have everything in spades. All vicious strikes aside, they have sharp concentration, clarity, and direction that have shaped their character and destination to constantly better themselves. Neither quicker fighters nor stronger brutes can ever make these seven combatants surrender because they have the determination to overcome every obstacle.
Hige from Wolf's Rain- Muay Thai; January 18, 1985; 40 years old; Uppercuts
Chrono from Chrono Crusade- Pradal Serey; April 20, 1985; 40 years old; Jabs
Shinji Kazama from Full Metal Panic- Panantukan; June 15, 1985; 40 years old; Hooks
Akemi Takaishi from Shootfighter Tekken- Nippon Kenpo; March 3, 1986; 39 years old; Ox Jaw Strikes
Eclair from Kiddy Grade- Shorinji Kenpo; June 5, 1986; 39 years old; Ridge Hand Strikes
Sakurako Yukihira from Detective School Q- Hapkido; September 16, 1986; 39 years old; Spin Kicks
Rosette Christopher from Chrono Crusade- Taekwondo; January 23, 1987; 38 years old; Axe Kicks
The Kyokushin Karate Lords (Kyosuke, Rafael, Koji, Hiroshi, Katsushiro, Eriol, and Syaoran)
If Sosai Mas Oyama were alive today, he would give gold medals of honor to Kyosuke Kano, Rafael Rodrigo da Silva, Koji Jefferson Sakai, Hiroshi Ichikawa, Katsushiro Okamoto, Eriol Hiragizawa, and Li Syaoran. This is because they have preserved the fierce determination and unwavering formidability that have defined Kyokushin Karate and honored Sosai Oyama's enduring legacy. These are seven Kyokushin Karate lords never to be messed with because they have speed, power, focus, and determination to knock their enemies down and make them stay down. With every blow they deliver, they constantly do their best to ascend from strength to powerfully great strength.
Kyosuke Kano from Hungry Heart- Kyokushin Karate; March 19, 1986; 39 years old; Liver Punches
Rafael Rodrigo da Silva from Hungry Heart- Ashihara Karate; April 13, 1986; 39 years old; Roundhouse Punches
Koji Jefferson Sakai from Hungry Heart- Enshin Karate; May 7, 1986; 39 years old; Vertical Punches
Hiroshi Ichikawa from Hungry Heart- Seidokaikan Karate; June 1, 1986; 39 years old; Low Punches
Katsushiro Okamoto from Samurai 7- Kudo Karate; November 12, 1986; 39 years old; Lunge Punches
Eriol Hiragizawa from Cardcaptor Sakura- Shidokan Karate; March 23, 1987; 38 years old; Fore Fist Punches
Li Syaoran from Cardcaptor Sakura- Satojuku Karate; July 13, 1987; 38 years old; Mountain Punches
The Shotokan Karate Princes (Joshua, Edward, Toboe, Ryu, Kyu, Alphonse, Kazuma)
Gichin Funakoshi, his family, and his overall clan can award gold medals of honor to Joshua Christopher, Edward Elric, Toboe, Ryu Amakusa, Kyu Renjo, Alphonse Elric, and Kazuma Narusawa. This is because they have placed honor, dedication, steadfastness, loyalty, confidence, focus, and cooperation as their main attributes as fighters and gentlemen. There is no doubt that Sensei Funakoshi's values have been embedded on these dashing Shotokan Karate princes and, therefore, honor his enduring legacy. While they can knock their opponents down with precision, clarity, and power, they never forget that honor and discipline are the most vital values they must maintain.
Joshua Christopher from Chrono Crusade- Shotokan Karate; January 3, 1988; 37 years old; Hammer Fist Strikes
Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist- Goju-Ryu Karate; February 3, 1988; 37 years old; Knife-Hand Strikes
Toboe from Wolf's Rain- Wado-Ryu Karate; May 20, 1988; 36 years old; Spear-Hand Strikes
Ryu Amakusa from Detective School Q- Motobu-Ryu Karate; November 19, 1988; 37 years old; Scissor Strikes
Kyu Renjou from Detective School Q- Shukokai Karate; March 18, 1989; 36 years old; Palm Heel Strikes
Alphonse Elric from Full Metal Alchemist- Shito-Ryu Karate; April 19, 1989; 36 years old; Backhand Strikes
Kazuma Narusawa from Detective School Q- Uechi-Ryu Karate; June 5, 1991; 34 years old; Spinning Backfist Strikes
The Mystically Magical Ladies (Kuniko, Meiling, Sakura, Tomoyo, Myu, Luna, and Tiki)
Blinding speed, relentless stamina, and exquisite stealth are the attributes that thoroughly define Kuniko Touya, Meiling Li, Sakura Kinomoto, Tomoyo Daidouji, Myu, Luna, and Tiki Musicanova as pristine combat mavens. What they have in store is a grand mélange of strikes as their main arsenal, thus demonstrating their relentlessness and ebullience in combat. No matter how dire certain situations are in the ring or arena, these fabulous ladies always rely on leverage, tact, and quick thinking to overcome every obstacle. Therefore, their opponents must be careful when dealing with these seven fabulous fighters, whose techniques move past their eyes like magic.
Kuniko Touya from Detective School Q- Savate; January 19, 1988; 37 years old; Spinning Back Roundhouse Kicks
Meiling Li from Cardcaptor Sakura- Shaolin Kung Fu; March 25, 1988; 37 years old; Knuckle Strikes
Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura- Northern Praying Mantis Kung Fu; April 1, 1988; 37 years old; Spear Finger Strikes
Tomoyo Daidouji from Cardcaptor Sakura- Hung Ga; September 3, 1988; 37 years old; Chestnut Strikes
Myu from Wolf's Rain- Musti-Yuddha; February 20, 1989; 36 years old; Heel Roundhouse Kicks
Luna from Ultra Maniac- Adithada; May 1, 1989; 36 years old; Downward Roundhouse Kicks
Tiki Musicanova from Geneshaft- Combat Hopak; June 2, 1989; 36 years old; Straight Leg Roundhouse Kicks
The Tenderly Tenacious Princesses (Lan Fan, Kirara, Azmaria, Mei Chang, Leara, Lumiére, and Claus)
Gorgeous elegance and pristine charm may be the hallmarks which place Lan Fan, Kirara Mikumari, Azmaria Hendric, Mei Chang, Leara, Lumiére, and Claus on the map. However, they are more than just pretty faces, genteel graces, and well-bred princesses. They are fearless and determined combat mavens who never surrender and can always use their excellent physical prowess to overcome every challenge coming their way. Additionally, they have been polishing their martial arts skills ever since they were young girls until this day as grown women. Nowadays, they continue to polish and grow as fighters and women with the whole world at their feet. That is true confidence and grace.
Lan Fan from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood- Hwa Rang Do; March 2, 1990; 35 years old; Crescent Kicks
Kirara Mikumari from Samurai 7- Tang Soo Do; April 15, 1990; 35 years old; Open Cartwheel Kicks
Azmaria Hendric from Chrono Crusade- Kuk Sool Won; March 12, 1991; 34 years old; Hook Kicks
Mei Chang from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood- Capoeira Carioca; July 14, 1991; 34 years old; Compass Crescent Kicks
Leara from Wolf's Rain- Capoeira Angola; March 13, 1992; 33 years old; Scorpion Kicks
Lumiére from Kiddy Grade- Capoeira Contemporânea; November 28, 1992; 33 years old; Split Kicks
Claus from Fullmetal Alchemist- Capoeira Regional; February 12, 1993; 32 years old; Butterfly Kicks
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. My beloved fourteen anime martial arts teams, consisting of seven members each. I am ecstatic about what I have done with this, and I hope you enjoyed it.