The Funny Alien

The Funny Alien always carried a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Alien desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Alien desperately craved for a hat that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Funny Alien always kept a teapot that they would hug. This seems a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Funny Alien looked for a stapler that they would often demolish. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Funny Alien often carried a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It is a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.