My Stupid Alien

My Stupid Alien desperately wanted a tomato to experiment on. It is a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Alien wanted a ball that they would annihilate This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Alien had a pint of beer that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Alien desperately desired a cucumber to sit and look at. It was a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Stupid Alien desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. This seems a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

My Stupid Alien desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.