The Big Alien

The Big Alien always carried a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Big Alien looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Big Alien carried a set square that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Alien desperately desired a bat that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A bat being the chosen item.

The Big Alien searched for a pen to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was epic. A pen is the item to choose.

The Big Alien desired a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.