His Lonely Alien

His Lonely Alien looked for a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

His Lonely Alien desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

His Lonely Alien desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often throw. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to select.

His Lonely Alien always carried a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Lonely Alien owned a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

His Lonely Alien needed a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.