A Boring Alien

A Boring Alien owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour of all things.

A Boring Alien desired a mug that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug of all things.

A Boring Alien often carried a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Boring Alien often carried a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Alien looked for a cucumber to demolish. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Boring Alien always had with them a crown that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a crown having that done to it