The Different Alien

The Different Alien always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Alien always had with them a radiator that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Alien desired a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Different Alien desperately desired a bat to share. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

The Different Alien found a bottle of coke to smash. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Different Alien craved for a CD player that they would sometimes eat. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. A CD player being the chosen item.