Brainy Alien

Brainy Alien always kept a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Brainy Alien needed a bat that they liked to smash. It was a fairly surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

Brainy Alien needed a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

Brainy Alien carried a cheese grater that they would play with. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

Brainy Alien desired a Harry Potter wand that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a new action, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Brainy Alien wanted a melon that they liked to smash. This seems a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a melon being the thing opted for.