Her Stupid Alien

Her Stupid Alien had a melon that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A melon is the item to opt for.

Her Stupid Alien desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A sword was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Alien desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Alien always had with them a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Alien desperately desired a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is an original proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Alien always kept a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.