The Big Alien

The Big Alien found a cheese grater that they liked to worship. This seems a curious activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Alien always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Big Alien desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Alien desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Big Alien desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Big Alien desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.