A Careful Alien

A Careful Alien always kept a can of Tango that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

A Careful Alien wanted a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

A Careful Alien carried a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Alien desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would hug. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Careful Alien always kept a big sponge that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Careful Alien owned a set of lego that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to select.