The Exciting Alien

The Exciting Alien desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes hug. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Exciting Alien carried a pint of beer to hug. It should be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Alien always carried a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Exciting Alien wanted a helmet that they would often embrace. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Alien desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Alien looked for a set square that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was opted for.