His Ugly Alien

His Ugly Alien looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

His Ugly Alien found a computer that they would often demolish. It would have been a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Alien desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Ugly Alien always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It is a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Ugly Alien found a CD player to play with. This might appear to be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

His Ugly Alien desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.