The Grumpy Alien

The Grumpy Alien searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Alien wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Alien had a big sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Alien desperately desired a crown that they would often share. It should be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Alien needed a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was epic. A sword is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Alien owned a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.