The Talented Alien

The Talented Alien owned a hat that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Talented Alien craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Talented Alien found a can of Tango to sleep with. It would be an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Talented Alien searched for a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Alien always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Talented Alien found a computer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the chosen item.