My Bewildered Alien

My Bewildered Alien always had with them a spade that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.

My Bewildered Alien desperately looked for a bat that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Alien always kept a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

My Bewildered Alien owned a CD player that they liked to share. This is certainly a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Alien desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Alien craved for a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to opt for.