A Depressed Aftab

A Depressed Aftab searched for a tomato that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Aftab owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

A Depressed Aftab had a ball that they would put on his head. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Aftab wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Aftab desired a wig that they would put down their trousers. It was a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Aftab desperately wanted a CD player that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.