towelie (50)in #meme • 7 years ago • NoneTo All the People That Don't Like Short Memestowelie (50)in #marijuana • 7 years ago • NoneYou wanna get high? Don't forget to bring a towel!Man I had a good thing going. I was just minding my buisness and working in a legal weed dispensary. Now I have no…towelie (50)in #funny • 8 years ago • NoneTowelie Life Pro Tip: How To Play `Funky Town` on Your Phone -- Don't Forget to Bring a Towel!Just let me get high... I know I can remember if I get high... Oh yeah just press the number sequence 55425 25875 on…towelie (50)in #poetry • 8 years ago • NoneA Haiku by TowelieDon't ever forget You always bring a towel You wanna get high?towelie (50)in #politics • 8 years ago • NoneTowelie's Thoughts on The ElectionThis was a long and grueling election. It divided a great nation. From this epic struggle there is one great lesson to…towelie (50)in #funny • 8 years ago • NoneWhether or Not You Are Going to Vote Tomorrow This Advice Always AppliesIf you do vote make sure to vote Towelie! After you're done. Wanna get high?towelie (50)in #life • 8 years ago • NoneReflections of a TowelI don't know what tomorrow's going to bring but I'm learning to love what I am. I'm a towel. If you know a towel…towelie (50)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago • NoneHi My Name Is Towelie, Want to get High?I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks you know... helping people out with towel safety and…
