sidney-ot (53)in #humour • 8 years ago • None#2 The Most Excellent Diary of Sidney Ornithorn Thorpe - GeniusJanuary 2nd Woke up feeling unaccountably hungry. I decided to make peace with mother. As a gesture of forgiveness I…sidney-ot (53)in #introduceyourself • 8 years ago • NoneThe Most Excellent Diary of Sidney Ornithorn Thorpe - GeniusJanuary 1st Woke up feeling unwell, unaccountably thirsty and with a thumping headache. It must be a New Year's bug…