lorenzortega (35)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #101Chuck Norris talked to himself in his mother's womb. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #100The U2 song "Sunday Bloody Sunday" was written to depict the day of the week when Chuck Norris has sex with Irish…lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #99Chuck Norris gets 95% in a 50-50 partnership. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #97Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a…lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #96During WWII Chuck Norris was drafted into the Army. He mercilessly roundhouse kicked everyone to death including Ally…lorenzortega (35)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #95Swine gets Chuck Norris flu Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #94A crocodile attacked Chuck Norris while he swam in a Florida river. The same croc was seen at a local veterinarians…lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #93If you download more than five images of Chuck Norris, your hard drive will explode. Thank You for reading. Follow…lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #92chinese people are always squinting there eyes because there afraid if they open them they'll see Chuck Norris Thank…lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #91Chuck Norris is so fast that the GPS speaks to him in the past tense. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #90Chuck Norris makes big girls cry Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #89Chuck Norris doesn't commit susicide, susicide commits him Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #88Chuck Norris can get a McDonald's Happy Meal at Burger King. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #87Chuck Norris' kindergarten has land-mines in the sandpit. Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #86Whenever people are holding wooden boards, Chuck Norris breaks them in half. Then he breaks the boards. Thank You…lorenzortega (35)in #funny • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #85Chuck Norris' earlobes can roundhouse kick your face through the back of your skull. Thank You for reading. Follow…lorenzortega (35)in #jokes • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #84Chuck Norris delights in having BLT sandwiches for lunch! But understandably his BLT's are made of Barracuda, Leaches…lorenzortega (35)in #life • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #83Chuck Norris and his toothbrush can take on a guy wielding a crowbar. And win. Thank You for reading. Follow…lorenzortega (35)in #poetry • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #82Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no handlebars..............or wheels Thank You for reading. Follow @lorenzortega for daily jokes!lorenzortega (35)in #poetry • 6 years ago • NoneChuck Norris Jokes #81Chuck Norris' unicycle is equipped with a windshield, cup holder, Bose Surround Sound Sterio System, beer cooler…
