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The Wizard of Ass (25)

177 followers6 posts53 following3 SP#687,276

Joined May 2018 Active 7 years ago

  • lilly-ass (25)in #jokes • 7 years ago

    How many blonds....

    Question: How long does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Depends whether or not anyone has an idea (ping light…
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    • lilly-ass (25)in #chicken • 7 years ago

      The egg comes next

      The egg came after the rooster did, but did the hen come?
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      • lilly-ass (25)in #adam • 7 years ago

        My Magnificent Imagination

        Adam is busy walking and singing in the garden with God. Meanwhile elsewhere in the garden. The infamous serpent…
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        • lilly-ass (25)in #health • 7 years ago

          The pesky apple

          An apple a day, keeps the dentist away.
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          • lilly-ass (25)in #zxcvbnm • 7 years ago

            The Natorious Chicken and the Egg

            The Wonderful Wizards of the orient submit for peer review: The fucking hen and the rooster
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            • lilly-ass (25)in #lilly-ass • 7 years ago

              Gwyneth Paltrow

              Clean slate, because gonna be dirty. best steem my mouth out before so God can work in his usual magnificent manner.
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