jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneMountain lion enters Boulder hotelSomeone left the front door to the lobby open, and the cat wandered in. It was scared back out by two guests and their leashed dog.jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • None'Fat Cat' up for adoption in Morton Grove, IllinoisHe's got extra toes and likes to stand on his hind legs. Don't miss the video:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneHippo spanker wanted by LA copsSomeone was seen spanking the rear end of a hippopatamus at the LA Zoo:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneScooter Hate is now a thingCustomers of "scooter for hire" companies are leaving the damn things everywhere:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneTeen mortified publicly on jumbotronA woman, presumably his mother, began dancing in close proximity to the teen, who then hid inside his t-shirt:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneScientists blame Bermuda Triangle disappearances on monster waves, not aliensApparently, massive rogue waves have been pulling planes out of the sky:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneDespite availability of free condoms, CDC warns against reusing themBecause "people are apparently trying to stretch their dollars":jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneYour daily alligator sighting on Florida front porchIt's not like this doesn't happen, well, every day down there:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneBlatantly liberty-phobic Brits complain about how their co-workers drink teaIs there anything Europeans will just let you do in any damn way you want to do it?jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneZoo in Egypt denies painting donkeys to look like zebrasVisitors to the zoo thought two zebras seemed to have "smudging" stripes:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneDenmark hosts Santa CongressIt's not a form of representative government: more of a Copenhagen conference with a paradejazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneNail-biter at the Snail Racing World ChampionshipCongham, England hosts the annual race that offers several lettuce leaves as first prize:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneDr. Ian Malcolm, 25-feet-long, reclines before London's Tower BridgeThe "sculpture" celebrates a scene from Jurassic Park:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneHave you seen Instagram's "Dogs in Food" account?If not, you need to check it out. This is bigger than finding Jesus in a potato chip, as it does involve a clever use of photoshopping:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneCassini spacecraft detects a series of plasma waves on SaturnNASA describes the waves as something resembling an electrical circuit:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneBird-eating tarantulas roaming British IsleBritain's RSPCA has rescued three baby tarantula spiders and warns others may be "loose":jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneA cop in Florida mistakes food seasoning for dirt contaminationIn his defense, pepper and dirt are both dark, crumbly things:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneVoluntary transaction between Russian artist and English farmer results in crop circle insulting TrumpThe farmer doesn't care about the politics. He merely engaged in a voluntary exchange:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NonePsychic octopus eatenAn octopus famous for predicting matches of the World Cup has been killed:jazztasm (55)in #zappl • 6 years ago • NoneSiri interrupts Parliament speechThe British Defence minister was "heckled" by Siri:
