elysehauser (58)in #art • 8 years ago • NoneComics Vixen: Rat QueensIn addition to writing blog posts, I'm crossposting my comic book column here from its original home. You can read the…elysehauser (58)in #halloween • 8 years ago • NoneAll I Want for Halloween Is You…...to buy local and secondhand for your costume! Every year, I’m mildly surprised by all the last-minute…elysehauser (58)in #writing • 8 years ago • NoneNational Novel Writing Month: My First TimeNaNoWriMo is fast approaching, so in the spirit of the season I'm reposting my story about the first time I tried…elysehauser (58)in #art • 8 years ago • NoneComics Vixen: The New Black PantherIn addition to writing blog posts, I'm crossposting my comic book column here from its original home. You can read the…elysehauser (58)in #poetry • 8 years ago • NoneYou Should Be (An Original Poem)you should be borrowing my books sleeping next to me in your bed or in mine coming to my house walking in…elysehauser (58)in #nobel • 8 years ago • NoneBob Dylan Deserved ItIn case you hadn’t heard (you probably have, but news items tend to get buried under the political foolishness coming…elysehauser (58)in #art • 8 years ago • NoneComics Vixen: Multiple WarheadsIn addition to writing blog posts, I'm crossposting my comic book column here from its original home. You can read the…elysehauser (58)in #life • 8 years ago • NoneThe Problem With Being BasicIt’s fall, which means people across the land (of America, at least) either celebrating or lamenting the popularity of…elysehauser (58)in #art • 8 years ago • NoneComics Vixen: A Crash Course in Comic BooksBlogging is great. It's also time-consuming! So in the interest of consistently providing you with interesting things…elysehauser (58)in #introducemyself • 8 years ago • NoneHi, My Name IsThe only important thing to know about me is that I am a writer. I'm actually a very good writer. Don’t think of me…elysehauser (58)in #poetry • 8 years ago • NoneIf/Then (An Original Poem)If I fall in love one more goddamn time If I am not dreaming If another slow day slips into starlight while I sit…elysehauser (58)in #art • 8 years ago • NoneMy Muse is an AssholeAnd yes, he is a real person. There is a common conception of the muse as a romantic figure . “My wife is my…elysehauser (58)in #social • 8 years ago • NoneTo Win at Social Media, LieI am part of the Myspace generation, a social media site so short-lived that the fact it has any relevance to me at…elysehauser (58)in #life • 8 years ago • NoneOn Millennial InstabilityEarlier this summer, I got an unexpected phone call from a friend who lives out of town. “Hey,” I said. “What are…