His Exciting Servant

His Exciting Servant often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Exciting Servant wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Servant desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would often throw. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

His Exciting Servant desired a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Exciting Servant found a big sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge of all things.

His Exciting Servant craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is fun. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.