The Ping That Stole My Glory

He geared up fast, his aim was tight,
Ready to game through half the night.
The lobby filled, the countdown low—
It’s go-time, bro! Let’s steal the show!

But suddenly, a tragic thing…
His ping shot up like it had wings.
From 40 to 900—what a scene,
Enemies froze, then teleported clean!

He shot a guy… three seconds late,
Then died behind a solid gate.
"Bro, I swear I was behind the wall!"
But lag don’t care, it kills us all.

His teammates laughed, “Get better net!”
He cried inside, full of regret.
Wi-Fi danced on one weak bar,
While his dreams fell apart from afar.

He reset the router, cursed the sky,
“Why must my ping be this high?!”
Yet still he fights, despite the sting—
A true gamer… with the worst damn ping. 🎮📶⚡