The Anxious Newt

The Anxious Newt desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Anxious Newt desperately searched for a radiator that they would drop. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Newt had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Anxious Newt owned a hat to play with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Newt carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Anxious Newt desperately looked for a ball that they would often embrace. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a ball is the thing that was chosen.