10 Short Jokes
Why did the melon jump into the lake? Because it wanted to be a watermelon.
What do dentists call their X-rays? Tooth pics!
You cannot trust atoms, because they make up everything!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
What is the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Why didn’t the prawn share his treasure? Because he was shellfish.
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
How come teddy bears never want to eat anything? Because they’re always stuffed.
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
Haha nice once!
What band was better than The Cure? Prevention!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
Yeah thats a good test or experiment :)
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Couple more jokes:
I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
Adding some jokes of my own here:
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.