Joke of the day๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

in Inspire People โ€ข 4 years ago

A man with problems in his family life decided to go home and consult a juju man.The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand. ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผ

The juju man performed his rituals and said to the man....I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother. ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚

The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.
Oya de juju man fainted

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ย 4 years agoย 

Ha ha. I'll get some water for the fainted juju man. :)

ย 4 years agoย 

This is so funny. This is called back to sender.

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