I am tired of smelling like Roasted Chicken

in GEMS • 5 years ago

Well I let my wife pick me out some deodorant a month ago, and I just felt off. I felt like I was burning through my deodorant really fast. Until I looked at the sent she got me. Sage and Minerals....
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Might as well call it Herbs and Spices. Or Herbs and Salt... Right salt is a mineral, because I just feel like I am a damn turkey getting basted.

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     5 years ago 

    The trick is to just not wear deodorant. Sure you might smell at first, but then you eventually go nose blind. And then it's everyone else's problem.

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     5 years ago 

    Ya, I guess it would be better than smelling like a sandwhich shop

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     5 years ago 

    Depends on what kind of sandwich...

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     5 years ago 

    Do you wear deodarat?

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     5 years ago 

    Only on special occasions. Can't you see from my picture that I am a greasy smelly old man?

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     5 years ago 

    you can also use neem leaves. All the deodorant ends in it!

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