Lack of Everyting

Meow, Is it opening time yet?

Yup, peace and privacy are over. Let's get ready. The idiots with cameras and rotten fruit will show up within a few minutes

I prefer peanuts or a sandwich. A speculaas, Mars or Snickers would also go down well.

It's still too early, the kids are at school, so you can forget about that. Look, here are the first ones.

Boring businessmen with briefcases. Why are they here?

The zoo is doing badly, they rent out meeting rooms for the beasts amont the animals.

Oh, are they of the same species?

They are a considerably lower species, not very smart, you can clearly see that if you study them. There is only sawdust in those heads. Lack of instinct and if there's brain rot.

How do you know that?

Can't you smell? Better hold your breath before you catch a virus from the two-legged ones. Turn around! Pfff. That ended well; that photo failed. Let them pay first and ask for permission. The world is getting crazier.

How long do we have to stay here?

As soon as it's lunchtime, we'll take off. Get up early tomorrow, be on time to climb to the top of the highest tree. We'll leave the queue of visitors behind.

Prompt "meow" and picture - @freewritehouse