My Foolish Elf

My Foolish Elf always carried a chocolate bar to throw. It might be a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

My Foolish Elf owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

My Foolish Elf had a pen that they liked to share. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

My Foolish Elf always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Foolish Elf had a big sponge to hug. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Foolish Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.