Great Easter Eggery with a Tight Hug
Yes, I know you like surprises, and on this day people are especially enthusiastic about their madness. But is that enough to convince you? Let me explain in more detail how absurd this madness is.
I was all set to go to Batman's Bay today, and everything was going according to plan, but yesterday I couldn't stop myself from visiting a Hindu temple, even though I'm not a religious person.
So I took off my shoes because it's the rule here and cleaned my feet, which I understand is necessary. I took off both my socks and shoes, and I completed the whole walk around the temple in a maximum of an hour and took as many photos as were available.
And yet I think it's madness. Why didn't I stop at a place where my favorite food was free?
I'm getting benefits from it though, because I'm getting the Easter gift from @pennsif that I should have gotten.
But then I forgot the way while coming back, and nobody knows the way in this country because they have built-in gadgets in their cars. The Nepali guy I asked for directions sent me in the wrong direction.
My phone is constantly taking me to the wrong path, and sometimes I see that there are 4.3 km left. But then it was 4.1. The sun was too bright, and I couldn't see the direction clearly on the phone. Google Maps was misleading me.
Will I find the way? Forgetting everything, I had walked two rounds of this temple in that bright sun. After this, I was still 4.4 km away. Oops, these hilly roads of Canberra and my age.
But that's just my experience. Do you think I will be able to complete this trip? I think I am tired now, so I turned off Google Maps, but it didn't happen. I thought of getting help, dialed a phone number, and stood in a nearby market.
Then she came and picked me up. But today I'm so tired that I won't be able to enjoy my trip to Batman's Bay, and I think my Easter Sunday will be a useless memory.
(I will post about that later)
Well, I still have tomorrow, but can you see what day off Steamblog has chosen me for? Tomorrow I have to moderate posts instead of going to the resort and enjoying it, and that too in two different communities.
Now you can laugh at my situation because it's all my own doing. And then Jesus says, I shouldn't do bad things. I shouldn't be greedy, so my greed brought me here.
But Jesus also said to love your neighbor as yourself, but there is a danger in that too. If I do that, my wife will put me in hell for at least a month. Should I love my neighbor? But yes, I can tell you that she is beautiful!
Yes, my neighbor is beautiful.
When I talk to her for a few moments
I feel her company like the shade of a tree.
I can share some of my sorrows.
I can listen to hers.
Sometimes there is laughter in our talks.
Sometimes there are rounds of tea,
We talk about work.
When I meet our neighbor.
We laugh out loud.
Our neighbor
I saw the neighbor at the gate.
While talking at the gate
I don't know where the time passed.
Sitting together,
While talking,
The relationship of neighbors is sweet.
Pleasant…
But dangerous.
Please, please...: try your hand at a nonsense text! There are no limits to your imagination!
I hope you don't mind my weird imagination since there is no such neighbor around.
Beneficiaries
@hive-107855
@elkezaksek
jajaja. Comenzaste en un templo hindú, luego te perdiste de regreso a casa y, finalmente, tu mente te llevó a seguir el mandato de Dios:
Y surgió la idea de "amar a tu vecina, como si ella fuera una "reencarnación" tuya. Probablemente, tu esposa no sienta celos por eso, pues quizás piense: "@dove11 no se ama ni un poquito, todo el tiempo se la pasa pegado a la computadora publicando en Steemit, e imaginando historias que ni el mismo se las cree", jeje.
Me encantó leerte. Seguro que te ganarás un conejo de chocolate.
I am trying to figure out whether it's a positive remark because a love all or a rebuked from a well wisher that I should not love all. Anyways, since the admin wanted something weird so here it is, the choice is yours 😄
Jajaja. Excelente respuesta.
Thank you very much!!
Most welcome!
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@mikitaly
Thank you so much @mikitaly!
When we let our thoughts dictate the course, they lead us down unexpected paths.
Like that "Love your neighbor" 😁 What kind of love are you referring to, that your wife wouldn't like? 😅😆
Wives generally don't like their hubbies talk to other women esp the neighbors 😉