The Angry Chimp

The Angry Chimp always carried a mug that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Angry Chimp desired a bat that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat being the item selected.

The Angry Chimp found a little monkey that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Angry Chimp had a bottle of beer that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Angry Chimp always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Angry Chimp desperately craved for a little monkey to break. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it