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Good evening my fellow stemians
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Something happened yesterday ooo!! Make I gist una small.

So yesterday, I stopped this Okada man, I told him where I was going, he said 400 but I refused. After some minutes of bargaining, we agreed on 300. (Please my people, from 400 to 300, Abi I no try? Was I stingy? No!! I wasn't!! People like my mom would price 150 and you would still carry her!!)

The Okada man was actually conveying me to my house. So, when we arrived, I came down, smiled at him and said thank you!! (I thought na better person) The man looked at me and said "Babe I really love you oo!! You are my type of girl!! In fact asa, ibu my spec!! Please can I have your number!!?" (Ohh chimoo!!) I smiled and gave him a sexy look (you know what I mean?😂) For his mind, she go agree oo!! Isi ukwa!!. I said "Hmmmm!! You love me!!? Just like that? Is that how to love?". He answered "Ehe now!!". (This man adiro serious!! Who answers"Ehe now" in a serious matter? Who does that?) I said to him " I can't give you my number, maybe another day. (You know all this ladies shakara nah!!) The man smiled and said "OK no problem!!". His reply made me to think that he was a gentleman. His reply was so modest!!.😎😎

I gave him the #400 in my bag, he collected and said thank you. I stretched my hand towards him for my change, but he frowned and said "I don't have any change to give you!! Infact, your money is #400" (Hey!!). I thought he was joking. I smiled and said "Oga stop nah!! Give my change to me nah!!". That was the only thing I said ooo. The man raised his voice, he started shouting at me. He said " Idiot!! Ashawo!! Ichoro irim!!" (You won dupe me!!). (But wait oo, wetin concern ashawo and my change?) I came closer to him and said "Oga ina agwa m?" (Oga are you talking to me?) He said "Before nko? Are you not a thief!!?" (Obara Emma!!). At that point, I had a reddened face. I started looking back. (What was I looking for? I was trying to recall what happened before I entered the Okada!! We agreed on #300 nah!!) I was burning up inside but I still managed to smile. I said "Oga you can act film ooo!! Oya cut the action!! Pls give me my change nah!!" This time, he didn't talk to me again, he just turned his bike to leave. I started scratching my whole body. I stopped smiling and started laughing. It wasn't a real laugh oo!! I was trying to call on my craziness, because it was obvious that I couldn't fight him in a normal body nah. Okokobioko bikonu!!😂

I got hold of his hand and I said "Oga give me my change!! Ahu adikwa gi? (Are you sick?) (I don spark be that ooo). Our noise attracted my siblings and they came out. They tried to talk the man into giving my money to me but he refused. I said "Oga!! God will punish and judge you!!" The more I said "God will punish you!!" the more he laughed. It was like the man no dey fear God (I guess he didn't fear God because God is merciful). The man was indeed very stubborn. One woman came by and advised me to leave the money for him. She said "Is it not #100 change? Leave him!! Karma will catch up with him!!" I looked at the woman and said "Hapum oo!! Which karma? That karma will start now!!"

E get one orange tree wey dey stand outside our compound. People normally pluck the oranges without my landlady's permission. Because of that, she decided to tie red clothe round the tree, just to scare thieves. What she did on that tree made the tree to look a bit like a shrine. But trust me, nothing was there. It was just an ordinary red cloth. Only her tenants know the truth. So, when I saw that "God punish you" no dey fear the man, I changed to another style. I dropped my bag and said "Oga hold that money but remember, anything that happens to you today, na you cause am!! You don't know me!! I removed my slippers, took sand from the ground and blew it to the air. I tapped my feet on the ground 3 times and started running round the orange tree. I wasn't just running ooo, I was running round the tree and was making some incantations (incantations I learned from Nigeria movies) if I run for 2 times, I would stop, open my eyes so wide and stare at the man. Then, I would start murmuring something.🤣😂

I didn't need anyone to tell me that the man had become scared already. My siblings were surprised but they understood what I was trying to do. They said to the man "Give her the money ooo!! that girl bukwa Agbara nwanyi!!(that girl is a great priestess ooo!!) She will deal with you!!🤣
The "Agbara nwanyi" my siblings called me made me to laugh but I still maintained.😂 I was doing the priestess thing and was also praying to God not to allow this man be a real native doctor ooo, before somebody turn somebody to a goat (Na play I dey play ooo!! I no get spiritual power!!)😂 🤣😂

Thank God I was able to make the man believe my actions. He threw #200 to the ground, said sorry bikonu and took off.
I guess #100 was my change while the other #100 was for my incantations😂 🤣😂

See ehh, if you want to survive in this country, don't be normal. Just stay away from normalcy. Only God knows what I would have done next had it been that priestess act didn't work. He must give me my money oooo!!